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Friday 31st March 2006
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Comfortably Numbed presents D.RAMIREZ
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On:
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Friday 31st March 2006
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At:
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Inigo [map]
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From:
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20:00 - 02:00
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Cost:
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FREE Before 10pm, £3 after
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Website:
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www.comfortablynumbed.com
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Ticket Info:
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FREE Before 10pm, £3 After But a FREE Shooter For all Names on the Guestlist, mail names to:
2phunkedup@gmail.com or text names to 07976 765 368
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Step right up, step right up!!!
Everyone's a winner, bargains galore.
That's right, you too can be the proud owner
of the quality that goes in before the name goes on
Comfortably Numbed!
One-tenth of a dollar, one-tenth of a dollar
we got service after sales.
You need perfume? We got perfume.
How 'bout an engagement ring that
Proudly Presents!
Something for the Gals?
Something for the Gouls?
Something for all the Mmmmmm…
Three for a dollar, four for a score and
The One, the Only - D.RAMIREZ!
We got a year-start clearance.
We got a white sale and smoke-damaged furniture
that you can sit and eat off of loud and proud - or
you can drive it away today
With the Hosts of Comfortably Numbed!
Act now, act now
and receive as our gift, our gift to you
they come in all colors, one size fits all
no muss, no fuss, no spills (You Break You Buy) -
but we’ve never seen a serial killer cry
The duo of buggary, sh!ts and giggles - 2 PhUnKeD uP!
You’re tired of kitchen drudgery so
everything must go.
Gone out of our minds!
Gone into you minds!!
Going absophukkenlutely mindless!!!
Fifty minus a bit percent off original retail price
Free before 10pm & Three (Yes 3) pounds (Yes £) After!
Skip the middle man!
Don't settle for less!
How do we do it?
How do we do it?
Volume, volume, turn up the volume!!!
Guests to get it swinging - Jon Fynn and Vandal!
Now you've heard it advertised, don't hesitate.
Don't be caught with your drawers down
Don't be caught with your knickers up your crack stuck -
You can step right up, step right up
Swagger on down and join us at INIGO!
That's right! It fillets! It chops!
It dices, slices, never stops!
Lasts a lifetime, will outlive you’re dogs!
It mows your lawn (Yes you heard right) and
On the 31st March 2006!
will make you a fool before the clock has even struck 12.
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair!
It gets rid of embarrassing age spots!
It even delivers a pizza from
8pm till 2am! (Then onwards and upwards to the crack-on)!
It lengthens, and it strengthens (We’re not saying what)!
It finds that slipper that's been at large
under the chaise lounge for several weeks (So that’s what the smell was)!
Like a kick in the face with a golf shoe doing
Shooters for £1 before 9pm! WHOOP! WHOOP!
'Cause it forges your signature, smack it on the wrists!
Don't be fooled by cheap imitations (You know there are many)!!!
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets
and it entertains visiting relatives.
It plays a mean Rhythm Master and makes
excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar.
Did we mention it was FREE before 10pm!?
We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot.
Prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed.
How do we do it?
How do we do it?
How do we do it?
With a FREE shooter to everyone on the list!
We Love the business
we're ecstatic about the business
We'll give you the business to
Get on with the business so
E-mail 2phunkedup@gmail.com to get your name on the list!
and receive our free brochure, free brochure (Yes – FREE Brochure)
Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions,
batteries not included!
It's only a few weeks away so step right up and don’t be shtum,
Come one, come all and get Comfortably Numbed!!!
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